Downtown Cleveland M.I.A.

Mandatory Inibreation Area that is . Just in time for he summer tide of important tourist visitors from Indiana and Kentucky , the grand gizmo's at upyoursezclevele.spam have decided to charge a two drink minimum for all non Cleveland residents entering the downtown area between now and Labor Day 2008. Grand gizmo numero uno Tomas Jabberbloski , announced that starting June 21 , 2008 that kiosks set up at all entry points manned by upyourssezclev.spam jackboot stormtroopers will be collecting ten dollars per tourist to enter the city. " We can't shake them down and rob them outright like the parking lots and criminals are able to , so we decided that charging a two drink minimum was good for business". said Jabberbloski while stumbling about and burping up the remnants of a seemingly stale shorts beer. " High time has come to get in line with other venues who charge upfront fees for the privilege of reeling about drunk and loitering on downtown Cleveland streets." A no refund policy is in effect as well. " Under no circumstances will anyone walking around downtown Cleveland sober be tolerated between now and Labor day." "Get with the program or be gone from Cleveland's downtown ". Jabberbloski quipped.

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