Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame announces Eternal Tomb for " Boss"

Dateline Cleveland , Ohio Summer 2010. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced that as of the departure of Bruce " Boss" Springsteen from this mortal coil , that his body will be entombed in the buildings atrium in a custom coffin comprised of a 1963 Chevrolet corvette convertible chassis surrounded by a small sweet corn patch which will afford the Bosses many fans to visit and pay their last respects to this iconic , truly New Jersey , musical star. The sounds of the mega stars album" Nebraska" will be piped into the tomb area along with the sounds of corn and blasts of wind. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has also announced the permanent display of Springsteen memorabilia that has been featured since early 2009 to remain as it's centerpiece until further notice. Seems that the good old USSR and their tomb to Lenin has got nuthin' on the likes of Cleveland and it's ties to the " Boss".

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